Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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