my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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