i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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