I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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