Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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