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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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