Pappa wants mamma naked
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need to wash the frat house off of me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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