Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet

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(+48): View more from Poland

there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover

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(347): View more from New York

A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are

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(905): View more from Ontario

I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings

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(256): View more from Alabama

I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much

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(915): View more from Texas

I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went

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