on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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