on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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