mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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