Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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