He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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