i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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