She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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