i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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