i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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