In the future we'll all be gay
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it's great music for shaving your balls
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
