New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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