honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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