There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I love having hate sex.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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