Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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