i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
birth control should be required to get into college
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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