how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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