My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Randomize