he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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