love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
