Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
