They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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