This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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