I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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