Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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