where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Sponge bath it is.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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