new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
the raccoons are back...
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