he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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