I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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