Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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