On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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