It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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