he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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