I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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