As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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