you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Let's paint friendship bongs
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just pee around me
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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