her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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