PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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