Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Randomize
