I want to have your abortion
I looked at my own cervix.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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