apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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