Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Terrible idea I love it
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
