My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Define "chronic" masturbator.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize