watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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