Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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