is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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