But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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