We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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